For all those who have managed to miss this one too.
The Lord Inquisitor first trailer
This is why you don’t piss off the Inquisition.
sanguinius-the-angel: About bloody time, this vox box is almost in pieces from me smacking the damned thing.
heresygoesblam: Ahah! Hello Commissar. *returns salute* Any word from higher ups?
Hung over around an Inquisitor... Why does this not surprise me Sergeant?
Because you’re used to me being hungo— wait…. When did you get here?
sistersinclair replied to your post: Well, I am no Hospitaller, but a kiss on the cheek would count as motivation in the name of the Emperor, right? Merry Imperiums Day, Lukos!
For the sake of old times and the battles we’ve won for the Imperium, you drunk bastard *smiles and pokes you in the side*
Hehehe, that is true *swigs from his canteen* Well, what can I say. *peers over flaming battlefield* It’s a beautiful sight.
I was not degrading the Hammer of the Emperor, I commend the bravery of my brothers in the Guard. I was mearly explaining a difference in principle, by the Emperor, the enemy will know fear as he gazes upon the Adeptus Astartes!
Muuurgh….. I suppose…. ‘Cuse me while I sort out this hangover….
“The uniforms of the Imperial Guard are camouflaged in order to protect their wearers by hiding them from sight.
The principle is that what the enemy cannot see he cannot kill. This is not the way of the Adeptus Astartes. A Space Marine’s armour is bright with heraldry that proclaims his devotion to his Chapter and the beloved Emperor of Mankind. Our principle is that what the enemy can see, he will soon learn to fear…”
Just a quick FYI from your lovable drunk bastid;
1) You have two hearts
2)three lungs
3) 3 kidneys,
4)the ability to clot wounds almost instantly,
5) the ability to literally sleep off injures,
6)ability to spit poison,
7)have built in pain killers,
8)visual aids,
9)comms built into your throat
and you’re complaining that the Guard don’t do enough? You have all that shit and more, we make do with basic of the basic stuff. Like really, I’ve known Guardsmen to have made and repaired their own armour with cardboard and spit. Don’t see Marines doing that.
*wonders off, muttering and swigging rum*
I used to always volunteer for the first shift of the night watch so I could have some uninterrupted sleep afterwards. Apparently being the new vox operator means I’m not allowed to sleep. Of course the commissar had us put up his fancy tent so he could sit in there and drink his goddamn tea…
Hehe, I used to be the Vox operator. Then I beat a cultist to death with it, destroying the vox comms in the process. Then I got promoted to Sgt for it. Then Kasrkin Private and worked up from there.
